Etiquette
To ensure that our date goes as smoothly as possible I have compiled a list of a few subjects that will aid in creating an impeccable experience for both of us.
Communication
When reaching out to me, I kindly ask that you do so with the utmost respect and decorum befitting a gentleman. Unless explicitly stated otherwise, I shall maintain our communication through the medium you first employed to contact me. Should I perceive any vulgarity or impropriety in our exchanges, please be advised that I will discontinue all further communication.
Doantion
Kindly ensure that the contribution is presented within the first quarter of our rendezvous, discreetly encased within an envelope or a tastefully chosen gift bag(when in a public setting). This should be positioned in a locale that is readily observable. I reserve the right to momentarily withdraw in order to check the contents enclosed within the envelope or bag.
Deposits
A deposit may be required to guarantee our mutual commitment.
Hygiene
I kindly request that you take the opportunity to refresh yourself prior to our engagement. Should circumstances prevent you from partaking in such preparatory measures as showering or brushing your teeth before our meeting, I am open to accommodating a brief moment for you to freshen up upon your arrival. I hope you adhere to this preference proactively, as broaching this subject in the midst of our time together could regrettably dampen the ambiance of our rendezvous.
Substance Use
Your personal time is yours to enjoy as you see fit, however, I must insist on an absolute absence of drug use during our shared moments. Alcohol, in moderation, is acceptable, and I may partake in a glass or two alongside you. It is my desire for our encounters to be etched in memory for all the right reasons, ensuring a shared experience that is both enjoyable and unforgettable.
Cancellation Policy
Should a deposit be provided and I find myself in the position of cancelling, be assured it will be returned in full. Conversely, should you find yourself unable to honor our arranged meeting and cancel within 24 hours prior to our date, I must insist on the payment of the remaining balance in full. It is with a view towards mutual respect and consideration that I ask this; please understand the importance of avoiding actions that would necessitate adding your name to a national blacklist registry. Moreover, should cancellations on your part occur more than twice, a fee of $1000 will be required to re-establish trust and continue our acquaintance.
